Dear Fat

I wrote this a month or so ago and posted it on my other blog. I thought it seemed fitting to post to this one too! Enjoy!

Dear FAT!

I just needed to write you a letter to get these feelings

out in the open.

I have been trying to break up with you since July.

Yes that's right JULY it's been a long time.

I can't keep doing this on again off again stuff.

The inconsistency is really tearing me down.

I know we have let most of our relationship go but

these late night phone calls and "hey, I really miss you"

it's getting old.

We can't keep hanging on to what we used to have.

So, I might as well just come out and say it.

We are over.

I am breaking up with you.

No more hanging out, no more phone calls,

and get out of the back of my head with all the thoughts

of candy!

I'm sorry it has to be like this.

It's not you, really it's me.

I just think we are going different directions in life

and it would be best if we didn't see each other anymore.

AT ALL!

Now there is one problem.

I think it's going to take another 2 months for you to come

and get the rest of your belongings from me.

So the rule is: no lingering just get it and GO!

I will meet you at the gym in a mutual place so it's not

awkward.

No hard feelings I hope!

It's been real!

Love,


Carlie